Progressive Citizens United
Dedicated to exploiting and/or overturning the Supreme Court decision that released the Kraken of undocumented, anonymous donor money upon the American electoral process.
Dedicated to making fun of conservatives
We intend to pour salt on many open Republican wounds, putting a snarky edge on all our advertising. All our proceeds, minus executive pay and production costs, will be dedicated to this noble pursuit.
Our second goal is to put ourselves out of business as soon as legally possible, by encouraging the US Congress to overturn the Supreme Court's "Citizens United" decision by amending the constitution to outlaw all corporate or institutional contributions to any organization that promotes or attacks any political candidate or issue, and specify that only private individuals can make those kinds of contributions. Also, that all political contributions should require full disclosure and publication of the identities of those individuals, along with the amounts of their contributions.
Check back soon to follow our progress.